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How I Tried To Kill A Fellow Kindergartener

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Lisa St. Lou
Nov 13, 2024
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(Disclaimer: this post is written from the perspective of my 5 year-old self in 1980. My intention is not to “offend”, but to write freely, candidly, and humorously about something that actual happened that I, still to this day, can’t believe I tried to do.)

It was the first day of kindergarten at Marvin Elementary and emotions were running high. My hear…

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